fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via haus-of-alexis)

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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(Source: 01012012, via jilli-amm)

maximises:

a-brilliant-love:

jaclynwhalen:

taylorstitcharchive:

The absolute BEST and most hilarious posts EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 91 followers from reblogging this? :o

maximises:

a-brilliant-love:

jaclynwhalen:

taylorstitcharchive:

The absolute BEST and most hilarious posts EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 91 followers from reblogging this? :o

(via m--sa)

"When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do."

A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way. (via firelorddahlia)

(Source: sailorfuckshit, via thenocturnals)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via juliafoolia12)

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

(via juliafoolia12)

"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world, remains and is immortal."

Mason Albert Pike (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: do-raymi, via forever-and-alwayss)

"Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it."

William Shakespeare, Macbeth  (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: observando, via forever-and-alwayss)

eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan:

embrace-the-beast-within:

I never get tired of the various reactions people have when Castiel just randomly pops up beside them.

STARTLED MOOSE

(via juliafoolia12)